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Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Sad Stories 

Sad Story Number One:
Rodney Dangerfield has left the building...
Rodney Dangerfield spent his entire life getting no respect in his comedy routine. As the owner of a famous comedy club, discoverer of now-famous comedians, and a movie "star" in his own right, Rodney certainly did earn a great deal of respect.
Though I was never a huge fan of his, his act always made me laugh. And no one can really put a price on laughter.
Rodney will be missed by many.

Sad Story Number Two:
Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

Okay, I know that Reuters reported it... but this still sounds like an Urban Legend to me. I can see a slight similarity between a chicken neck and a dick, but I can not imagine how the two became mixed up in such a way that the man could swing a knife and slice off the wrong thing.
When I wear underwear, my penis usually manages to stay within them. And even if it popped out, it's still pretty damn unlikely that I could mistake it for a chicken neck. This guy's penis must have been pretty big, if it could get in the way that easily.
The part about the dog eating it seems suspicious, too. If a dog started eating your penis, wouldn't you fight him for it?
"No, Rover! Spit it out! Baaaad Boy! You give that back right now!"

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