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Friday, July 30, 2004

“I read the news today – Oh boy….” 

This is from one of the short main section articles from Thursday’s Miami Herald.

Court upholds ban on sale of sex toys

“…In a 2-1 decision overturning a lower court, a three-judge panel of the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals said the state has a right to police the sale of devices that can be sexually stimulating? …”

Hmmm… I’m a pretty creative guy. I can think of a lot of devices that can be sexually stimulating. Does this mean vibrating muscle massagers, vacuum cleaners, and broomsticks should all be banned? Does a cucumber count as a device? What about those penile prostheses that pump up like expensive Reeboks?

Also in the news…

"Donatella in cocaine rehab.

More bad news for the Versace clan: Designer Donatella Versace is in rehab for cocaine addiction..."

If I looked like this, I’m sure I’d be taking drugs, too!
Of course, it’s probably not easy being a Versace.

Eat like a rabbit - This week is National Salad Week!

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